things I do not understand, part 1

I've decided to label this as Part 1, because as I thought of these, I knew that more would inevitably come to me.

Things I do not understand:

• That guy I pulled up next to at a stoplight who was eating a bowl of cereal. With milk. And a spoon. While driving.
• Mullets. Like the kid in Gray's class with the kindergarten mullet. Or, as Mark described her, "that girl with the unfortunate hair."
• Anyone who starts a sentence during an argument with "Well, the BIBLE says that...." This is not a slam on Christians, just a slam on those who have forgotten that the bible was written by HUMANS, not God himself.
• People who do not like animals. A serious character flaw, if you ask me.
  
• Homophobia
• American Idol. Be still my bleeding ears.
• Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. Gag.
• Why I always seem to miss a patch of hair on each leg while shaving.
• "Skinny jeans". Unless you are 90 pounds or less, these look hideous on you. Believe me on this one.
  
• My thighs, and where they came from when the entire female population of BOTH sides of my family have small, narrow thighs. Thanks a lot, recessive mutant thigh gene.
• Pro-life groups who put pictures of aborted babies on billboards. Billboards next to elementary schools. Shame on you.
• Why my children enjoy screaming/crying/yelling as a form of communication.
• Non-sugared cereals. Life is too short for plain shredded wheat.

I will stop there for now, so I can save some stuff for Part 2 at a later date.